SPX Sexy Laundry

August 5 - September 4

Firehall Theatre

Armed with a copy of “Sex for Dummies,” Alice and Henry check themselves into a trendy spa hotel with a mission: to jump-start their 25-year marriage. Can they embrace all the wild suggestions Alice keeps pulling from her handy-dandy marriage-saving manual? Is Henry prepared to see his fifty-plus wife, and mother of his children, dressed in black leather?

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*Extended to September 4 due to popular demand* 
*Please note this production contains fog

  • Written by Michele Riml
  • Directed by Krista Jackson
  • Set & Costume Design by Judith Bowden
  • Sound Design by John Gzowski
  • Lighting Design by Michelle Ramsay
  • Stage Management by Cole Vincent


Tuesdays, Thursdays & Fridays at 7:30pm | Wednesdays & Saturdays at 2pm & 7:30pm | Sundays at 2pm

Preview: August 5 | Opening: August 6 | Closing: September 4

Streamed performances: August 15 at 7:30pm, August 18 at 2pm, August 24 at 7:30pm, August 28 at 2pm

Regular Ticket $37
Under 30 Ticket $19
Arts Worker Ticket $27
Industry/GanRush Ticket $19
Livestream Household Ticket $24


No tickets available at this time.

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  • Sarah DoddAlice
  • Shawn WrightHenry

Creative Team

  • Krista JacksonDirector
  • Judith BowdenSet and Costume Designer
  • John GzowskiSound Designer
  • Michelle RamsayLighting Designer
  • Cole VincentStage Manager